Editing Blimpy Burger (section)

== Blimpy Tales ==

On [[User:Murph]]'s first visit to Blimpy, on a lunch run during high school exams at the tender age of 15ish, he was lucky enough to be in line behind a fellow Blimpy virgin.  Said friend made the mistake of noticing that there's chicken on the menu, and compounded his mistake by actually attempting to order it.  Since a slab of chicken takes significantly longer to cook than a cluster of beef patties smashed flat,  DaVee "the crazy Blimpy lady" Askew was distracted with heaping abuse on the friend long enough that Murph managed to sneak through the line unscathed.  That's a real friend.  During a later visit, Askew offered Murph's 10-year-old sister a sucker.  Indecision between flavors led to the admonishment, "C'mon, kid, just pick a (expletive) sucker."  The Blimpy staff giveth, and the Blimpy staff taketh away.  Murph readily admits to Blimpy being at the top of the list of "things longed for after adoption of a vegetarian diet".