The News of Ann Arbor  is satire.
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Several characters appear repeatedly (or at least once) in News of Ann Arbor stories.
- Ann Arbor Mayor John [unpronounceable symbol]
- Moishe Zingerman, 79, founder of Zingerman's Deli.
- The Ann Arbor-Ypsilanti-Milan-Saline-Chelsea-Manchester-Dexter Chamber of Commerce
- Penelope Gallus, executive director of the Ann Arbor Chicken Awareness Council
- Ann Arbor City Council member Constance Longfellow
- Joe Zaragon, owner of Zaragon I and II
- Greta Hindenberg, spokeswoman for the Association of Ann Arbor Activists Against All Hatefulness (AAAAAAH)
- Ethyl Vidalia of No Special Rights For Developers Who Want To Destroy The Character of Ann Arbor Campaign (NSRFDWWTDCAAC).
- Ann Arbor Police Department Officer Jim Dandy
- AnnArbor.com content synergy director Randy Johannsen
- Trey Sides of Triangles Monthly
- student protestor Forest Rainbow Johnson